Attempted robbery
So what does a normal person do when a masked guy with a shotgun bursts into your room? I don't know because when presented with that situation I launched myself at the guy got his gun away then hit him across the head with it. Wrestled back and forth for a few minute and traded a few blows until he ran off. Leaving me with a lot of left over adrenaline, missing glasses, a sprained finger and big bump on my head. Now I notice the fucker must have grabbed the cash on my desk, only $75 though. He left a glove with me too haha. I guess I could call the police and see if that yields anything. I'm still calming down from the incident.

I need a cigarette now. I honestly didn't think, just reacted, but take a lot of pride in the fact that I totally kicked his ass. He was bigger than I too.

"That's bullshit. I know plenty of people who don't have English as their first language and there aren't over six thousand videos of them smoking pipes on youtube."


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